Rated 5 out of 5 stars

le damien p. ar Aib. 21, 2018 · buan-nasc

There was once a time when I was a regular human being. Browsing the interwebs, staring with boredom at my empty theme. I had yet to find the perfect one. My computer was ridden with viruses and I had lost hope for my machine's future. Then one fateful day I stumbled upon this beauty of a theme. I installed it, and suddenly everything was better again! My job called me to tell me I had been promoted- to company president. The viruses deleted themselves in fear of the three wolf moon theme. Supermodels call me up hourly and I can't keep up with all the chicks all over me. My bank account is tripling by the day with 3.5 billion dollars as of currently. Thank you, three wolf moon.